Dad – The Man, The Myth, The Master of His Hose T-Shirt
Dad – The Man, The Myth, The Master of His Hose T-Shirt
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Shipping Info And Delivery Times
Shipping Info And Delivery Times
All our products are made, with care, to order. This usually takes 1-3 days.
Once made, shipping times are:
USA: 3-8 business days.
Canada: 5-10 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-10 business days
UK & EU: 3-10 business days
Rest of the world: 1-4 weeks
Shipped From The USA/Europe
Shipped From The USA/Europe
All our products are processed and packed in the USA or Europe, depending on where you order from.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
We know you will love our products but if, for any reason, you are not happy, we have a 30 day return period.
Packaged Ready To Gift
Packaged Ready To Gift
All our jewelry products come packaged and boxed for easy gifting
He’s got the lawn under control… and he’s not afraid to show it. This funny tee celebrates Dad in all his glory — the man, the myth, and the undisputed master of his hose. Perfect for dads who take pride in their gardening, their DIY skills, and their slightly questionable sense of humor.
Soft, breathable, and guaranteed to spark a chuckle (and maybe a blush), it’s the ultimate Father’s Day, birthday, or “just because” gift for the legend in your life.
Product features
- Twill tape shoulder seams to prevent stretching
- Designed without side seams for a smoother appearance
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape over time
- Made from a strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for comfort and durability
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat










