Plants Make Me Happy, Humans… Not So Much 🌱
Plants Make Me Happy, Humans… Not So Much 🌱
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Shipping Info And Delivery Times
Shipping Info And Delivery Times
All our products are made, with care, to order. This usually takes 1-3 days.
Once made, shipping times are:
USA: 3-8 business days.
Canada: 5-10 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-10 business days
UK & EU: 3-10 business days
Rest of the world: 1-4 weeks
Shipped From The USA/Europe
Shipped From The USA/Europe
All our products are processed and packed in the USA or Europe, depending on where you order from.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
We know you will love our products but if, for any reason, you are not happy, we have a 30 day return period.
Packaged Ready To Gift
Packaged Ready To Gift
All our jewelry products come packaged and boxed for easy gifting
Because let’s be honest — plants don’t talk back, judge your life choices, or steal your snacks. This witty tee is perfect for gardeners, introverts, and anyone who prefers leaves over small talk. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to spark smiles (and maybe a little envy), it’s the ultimate shirt for plant lovers who know where their true happiness grows.
Product features
- Shoulder tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Seamless tubular knit construction for a sleek look and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape, adding comfort
- Made with ethically sourced cotton for sustainability
- Medium fabric weight offers year-round comfort and durability
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat













